7 reasons why being pregnant is the bomb.
I was just cleaning my bathroom (my nesting is in FULL EFFECT) and as I was throwing things out I came across my super plus tampons, because duh, what else do you use after you’ve had a baby? That’s what I thought.
Anyways, as I was saying, tampons, which made me think about how I haven’t had my big bad period in a lifetime which then made me think about how sometimes being pregnant can be tough, but other times it can be the greatest of all.
So I’ve compiled a list, for myself and for others to come back and re-read when pregnancy has you down in the dumps and rolling out of bed is a total struggle. Sidenote: The other day Matt literally had to shove me out of bed. I basically need a forklift permanently following me around at this point.
No one will judge you when you eat a 20 pack of donuts in one sitting. I swore I wouldn’t do it this pregnancy, but I did, and no one gave a rats ass.
Everyone feels like they need to help you. It’s spectacular. Take all the help you can get.
You can leave the house looking like a trainwreck and that’s okay.
As stated above – mother nature leaves you alone for a whole ten months, TEN WHOLE MONTHS.
Flatulence is a thing, and you don’t even have to apologize. Matt has attempted to kick me out of the bed a million times and I told him to shove it and he could leave if he couldn’t handle my poor belly problems.
Being pregnant is the best excuse – always. You can use it whenever you freekin’ want. You can ditch people without feeling guilty about it, you can look like a slob without caring, you can avoid the entire world without feeling like a hermit. My go to line is almost always “I’m just so pregnant right now.”
The amazing parking spots that you get to enjoy and never feel bad about taking.
“Pregnancy is the happiest excuse for feeling like crap”
xx,
Sheridan
